ACT ONE: Which troll are you?

Karkat Vantas:
[] You have a nasty temper
[/] You tend to overreact
[] Your friends would describe you as "Crabby"
[/] The color red appeals to you
[] You see yourself as an outsider
[x] You try to program computers
[] You prefer leadership roles
[] You were born under Cancer
[/] You sometimes/often use ALL CAPS
[] You wear Turtlenecks

Total: 2 1/2

Aradia Megido:
[/] You love archaeology/history
[x] You think about death a lot
[x] You believe in ghosts
[/] Sometimes, you think you can hear ghosts
[x] You get into moods where you feel almost dead.
[x] You're very interested in the way time works
[] You were born under Aries
[] You've been in one or more near-death situations
[xxxx] Indiana Jones is AWESOME.
[] You prefer deep reds and scarlets over others

Total: 6

Tavros Nitram:
[x] You're quite sensitive
[x] You can be a bit of a pushover
[x] You dream of flying
[] You were born under Taurus
[x] You like/liked Peter Pan (loved it when I was a wriggler)
[/] You don't really hate anything
[] You're generally kinder than your peers
[] Browns are your favorite colors
[x] You had/have an imaginary friend
[] You sometimes have trouble with your legs

Total: 5 1/2

Sollux Captor:
[x] You often have mood swings
[] You can seem like two different people
[] You mismatch your socks/shoes/etc.
[] Yellow is your favorite color
[] You have a lisp
[x] You have really good eyesight
[x] You're a whiz at computers
[x] No question, 3-D glasses are COOL.
[x] You love red and blue
[] You were born under Gemini

Total: 5

Nepeta Leijon:
[/] You really, really, REALLY like cats.
[xxx] You like roleplaying
[x] You like shipping
[] You were born under Leo
[] You like hunting
[] Olive Green is your favorite color
[] Friends would describe you as cute
[/] You usually wear an animal hat
[] You own furs
[x] You can be rather naive

Total: 4.5

Kanaya Maryam:
[] You are a fashionista
[] You are a big-time MEDDLER
[x] You love being out in the sun
[] You never leave home without lipstick
[] Vampires are SUPER cool
[] You have a some-what motherly nature
[x] You are much more creative than your peers
[] You love horror and romance novels
[] You like pale greens over others
[] You were born under Virgo

Total: 2

Terezi Pyrope:
[] You have an unusually good sense of smell/taste
[/] You're VERY giggly
[xx] You love dragons
[] No matter what, there MUST be JUSTICE!
[] You have pretty bad eyesight
[xx] Sometimes, you can be just flat out weird.
[] You love the color red with a burning passion
[] But you wear teal and blue-greens more often
[x] You smile way more than you should
[/] You were born under Libra (born on border)

Total: 4.5

Vriska Serket:
[] You love spiders, scorpions, etc.
[] You can be downright BITCHY
[] You're a very manipulative person
[] You have a bit of an obsession with luck
[x] Your favorite color is a light blue
[] You have a bad relationship with many people
[/] You were born under Scorpio
[/] Sometimes, you think you might be psychic
[x] Pirates are cool
[] You usually wind up bullying your crushes

Total: 3

Equius Zahhak:
[] You are REALLY strong
[x] You'd like to learn archery
[] You were born under Sagittarius
[] You sweat really easily
[x] You're kind of awkward around... everybody
[] You can be a bit racist
[/] You're very solitary
[] You fancy indigo or dark blue over other colors
[] You break stuff very easily
[] You like horses

Total: 2.5

Gamzee Makara:
[] You have a strange affinity for clowns and circuses
[] You were born under Capricorn
[x] The color purple suits you best
[x] Pie is your favorite dessert
[/] You have a tendency to "weird" people out
[] You use swear words often, but not in an unkind way
[/] You really appreciate the miracles of life
[x] You're a funny and strange person
[x] However, you have a much darker side
[xxxxx] You like polka dots

Total: 6

Eridan Ampora:
[] You're very racist.
[x] You mess up your relationships easily
[x] You often feel lonely
[] You were born under Aquarius
[] You like being by the ocean
[/] You like wearing violets
[x] You love wizards
[] You believe in science, not magic
[] You're pretty rich
[] You're pretty aggressive in nature

Total: 3.5

Feferi Peixes:
[] You're very wealthy
[] You love sea creatures
[x] You are easily excited
[/] You're very optimistic
[] You simply love the color pink
[] You see yourself as a normal kid
[] You were born under Pisces
[] Your family is pretty important
[] You live near the ocean
[x] You want everybody to get along.

Total: 2.5

Act two: QUESTION TIME:

1) You're making out with one of the trolls. Who is it?
- Sollux

2) Gamzee has three "presents" for you, but you can only choose one. Which do you pick?
    a. A bucket
    b. A sopor slime pie
    c. Underwear
-BUCKET PLZ GAMZEE IS HOT

3) What's your hero title? (e.g. Heir of Breath, Witch of Space)
-Heir of Space

4) Andrew Hussie has invited you over for tea. What do you do?
-DJGNFJLDGNBGDFMLKFNFDNKB FNJFV YES

5) Lil' Cal is in your room. What do you do?
-Flip.
the hell.
out.

6) John, Rose, Dave, or Jade?
-Jade :3

7) You see a flight of stairs. What do you do?
-Slide down them awkwardly on my arse.

8) Homestuck weapon of choice?
-One word. Zillyhoo.

9) Your planet exploded... how do you feel?
-ALL THE CHOCOLATE D':

10) PESTERCHUM: What's your handle?
-stupidlyInteresing

11) Blood color?
-Olive green

12) THIS IS STUPID.
-HELL YEAH IT IS

Act three: Tag your chums!

1) (the lovley that made this)

2)

3) YOU

4) YOU

5) AND YOU